silvarbelle:

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.

(Source: howimetunclecharlie)

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(Source: aidn)

chronic-genderbender:

"Those poor boys"

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"She deserves to be punished too."

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"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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"She put herself in harm’s way"

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"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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"She ruined their lives."

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes