I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
"can i borrow a pencil?"
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!
clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you
"Those poor boys"
"She deserves to be punished too."
"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"
"Sorry to say - she deserved it."
"She put herself in harm’s way"
"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."
"She ruined their lives."
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes