• 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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ewatsondaily:

For the record, feminism by definition is: “The belief that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities. It is the theory of the political, economic and social equality of the sexes.”

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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(Source: fruitcrocs)

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people


(Source: darkflights)

*Stays outta shit that aint got shit to do with me*

(Source: validx2)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

suctioning:

If you have sex then watch anime the ghost of your virginity returns to you

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs)